They’re called Lucky Charms.  Yes.   Hearts?  Not a Lucky Charm.   Stars?  Yes. Horseshoes?  Yes. Clovers?  No.  Four-Leaf Clovers, yes, but not regular clovers. Blue Moons?  Sometimes… Pots of Gold?  No, but they’re awesome. Rainbows?  Kinda. Red Ballons?  Never.  Never have I considered a red balloon a ‘lucky charm.’  I am going to pen a strongly-worded letter to Post cereal explaining my discomfort regarding the misclassification of their marshmellowy shapes.  

They’re called Lucky Charms.  Yes.  

Hearts?  Not a Lucky Charm.  

Stars?  Yes.

Horseshoes?  Yes.

Clovers?  No.  Four-Leaf Clovers, yes, but not regular clovers.

Blue Moons?  Sometimes…

Pots of Gold?  No, but they’re awesome.

Rainbows?  Kinda.

Red Ballons?  Never.  Never have I considered a red balloon a ‘lucky charm.’  I am going to pen a strongly-worded letter to Post cereal explaining my discomfort regarding the misclassification of their marshmellowy shapes.  

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