October 2012
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I'm leaving Tumblr for a while
You guys are jokes.
Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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Do you ever just
Yes.  Every day of my life.
Oct 20th
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Oh man, Romney really is a terrible person! →
communismkills: ethnoreligious: proudblackconservative: Sigh, I’m so disappointed :( What a heartless Robber Baron!  Ugh… I have to reconsider my vote now. What a despicable man!
Oct 20th
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goatinahat: themattumblr: The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have. The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have. Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.  Stop dividing by zero Are you implying that Swiss cheese = 0? Because if you are, you are implying that, to make a sandwich, you must add 0 to it? At Subway, they charge you...
Oct 20th
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I've read the first four chapters of "The Casual...
So far, it’s apparent that Rowling’s prose skill has greatly improved over the Harry Potter books.  Granted, the Harry Potter books were written for children and teenagers and not adults, “The Casual Vacancy” is definitely a step up from her usual writing style. That being said, it’s extremely apparent that she desires to be taken more seriously as a writer (as if...
Oct 20th
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They just said ‘fucker’ and ‘little shit’ in this book. I keep forgetting we a’int in Hogwarts no more. Made me giggle, though. And now it’s the F-word six more times and the C-word, and I’m just surprised that our beloved Rowling even knows those words.
Oct 19th
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Since gasoline and oil are basically fossil fuels, then does that mean vegans shouldn’t drive?  I mean, it’s technically an animal product, right? Makes sense to me.
Oct 19th
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Today in Psych Class
the professor talked about how dangerous ‘fat acceptance’ is in the midst of America’s obesity crisis, how the Myers-Briggs Test was designed for stupid people to influence them in their own self-efficacy, and gender stability throughout the lifespan. I have a feeling Tumblr would hate this professer.  I think she’s awesome.
Oct 19th
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I think the neighbor’s wicked demon Calico cat from hell is about to squeeze forth a fresh batch of demon spawn underneath our porch. My dog walked outside, it hissed, and made the noise of the the Balrog of Morgoth and now Bernie is scared to death.  He’s literally shaking my arm and whimpering.
Oct 19th
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shmegel: does no one realize that the Krusty Krab is made out of a lobster trap Good lord.
Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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“The Breakfast Club! Man. I can’t wait until I’m old enough to feel...”
– Phillip J. Fry, “Futurama”
Oct 18th
socialjusticeally: Some guy on a bike accidentally cut me off on my walk through campus, to which he immediately apologized. I then tried to say “pardon” and “s’alright” at the same time which apparently came out of my mouth as “party”. Fucking party, bike dude.
Oct 18th
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“You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the...”
– Mr Smith goes to Washington 
Oct 18th
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Ideas for Halloween
eatmoar: sweatforit: militaryfit-bombshell: guerrillatank: So my friends have decided to throw a “Mustache Party” for Halloween this year. I need some ideas on who to be. Mario and Luigi are already taken. Come on Tumblr, gimmie some ideas! Anchor man, Loveless from the Wild Wild West. Borat? Einstein. Hulk Hogan. Tom. Motherfucking. Selleck.  BAM. Branch Warren. Lolololololol
Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have. The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have. Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have. 
Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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Christian Blog: A Post I Think God Is Compelling... →
christ-is-god: This post applies more to Americans, but I think the message itself applies to all free countries, especially those who have undergone, or will undergo elections. Our society is very politically polarized. But we as Christians must remember that God commands us to love our enemies (Matthew 5:44),…
Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
Tumblr User: It's important to stand up for your beliefs
Tumblr User: Unless you're a republican
Tumblr User: or a Christian
Tumblr User: or straight
Tumblr User: or if your beliefs are different than mine.
Oct 17th
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“Gosh, maybe things might work out better if young people decided that it might...”
– -Mitt Romney That’s all I’m saying.
Oct 17th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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Chick Fil A Banned From College Campus?
only-conservative-here: http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/chick-fil-a-banned-from-college-campus/ Holy crap.  Fascism, tyranny, or just stupidity?
Oct 16th
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I wish some people came with Trigger Warnings
Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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I saw 'The Casual Vacancy' at Ingles today.
“Okay,” I thought, “it’s brand new, and New York Times #1, so I guess I’ll pay $20 for it.”  It didn’t have a price tag on the shelf, but it’s a book - $20 brand new seems normal, right? I go to the check out, scan it, AND IT’S $40.   That’s more than I spent on all 7 Harry Potter books AND The Tales of Beedle the Bard!? Sorry -...
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