You guys are jokes.

Up in horsey heaven, here’s the thing
You trade your legs for angels wings
And once we’ve all said good-bye
You take a running leap and you learn to fly…

Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
Miss you in the saddest fashion
Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
You’re 5000 candles in the wind

Goodnight, sweet prince. ;_;

Yes.  Every day of my life.

communismkills:

ethnoreligious:

proudblackconservative:

Sigh, I’m so disappointed :(

What a heartless Robber Baron! 

Ugh… I have to reconsider my vote now.

What a despicable man!

Sounds an awful lot like a president I know…

Theater in an abandoned psychiatric hospital.
By jeremy marshall

goatinahat:

themattumblr:

The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have. 

Stop dividing by zero

Are you implying that Swiss cheese = 0?

Because if you are, you are implying that, to make a sandwich, you must add 0 to it? At Subway, they charge you extra for extra cheese… but if cheese = 0, then are they ripping us off?

I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW, sir or madame, that Subway is an integrity-driven franchise, and I shall not have you sullying their good, fresh name.