jiinkiie2:

scoutingforbutts:

bodaciousblueknockout:

-plusle:

epicwinsauce:

pizzarash:

45 Seconds of me you will never get back.

Watch me battle my EVIL TWIN!!!!

I don’t even want those 45 seconds back

oh my /god/

good

YOU CAN KEEP THE 45 SECONDS.

ITS BCAJK

This is incredible, but I think the great part is The Sims 1 music.

South Park.  

It really is one of the smartest shows on television.

In this 41 seconds alone, it make excellent points about the Bully movie, and that stupid KNOY 2012 guy who was seen jacking it in San Diego.

day-black:

in-the-gutter-gazing-at-stars:

kid-josh:

crystal-c-a-t-s:

jaaawest:

t-h-a-t-c-h-i-c-k:

iruvricemorethanyou:

pilgrimkitty:

awesome.

I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.

So much hope.

This gave me chills.

this is beautiful

omfg

This gave me chills. This is beautiful. Always reblog!

Ah, because fighting fire with fire is always effective. Let’s beat up the bullies to stop them from bullying! Huzzah!

OMG SO MANY GAY CHILLS Yeah DIE CIS SCUM I’m tolerant of everyone, except people that don’t agree with me. Am I liked yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q1zidnAP60

scornandritz:

#Thor totally thinks Phil’s first name is Agent

That, is hilarious, because I never noticed that.

stephaniesearches:

ragingseas:

solideogloriaa:

invenitt:

invenitt:

ragingseas:

michaeltuckerr:

In the mainstream.

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

What’s a hipster’s favourite subject?

Geometry.

Why do hipsters always have burnt tongues?

Because they drink their tea before it’s cool.

What is a Hipster’s favorite letter in the alphabet?

Tea. 

Which dictator do hipsters like most?

Adolf Hipster. 

How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?

You can’t touch that toilet- it’s art.

What does a corpse and a hipster have in common?

They’re both pretty underground.

It’s sad that you can call people things like ‘bitch’ on television, but the word ‘homo’ or ‘fag’ or even ‘mofo’ are TOTALLY OFF LIMITS AND AWFUL.

dreaminginloop:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

I want to make a dramatic reading of this. I want someone to make a dramatic reading of this.

victoryginandsoma:

lustforvitality:

alwaysrumbleroar:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the f*** she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

“I have to defend my head from getting attacked by minions again”

Ladies and gentlemen we have our answer

Her head was attacked by minions

IM CRYING

Everything about this is wonderful.

Oh look!  It’s TUMBLR!

DIE CIS SCUM.  MY BODY IS A CAGE.